Miriam: (very indignant) I don't know why people make alarm clocks that are so annoying! No one will wake up to that.
Abby: Mim, that's why they are like that; to wake you up.
Miriam: A little girl would want a alarm clock that says, "Princess, princess, it's time to get up princess." That's what girls want. (authoritative voice)
There you go marketing gurus. Apparently little girls want an alarm that wakes them up nicely and calls them princess. Consider it a gift. I would appreciate it if you had various colors available by next Christmas.