Daddy - "Who put this gum under the table?"
Abigail - (imagine the older child , superior sounding voice here) "Not me, probably Mim did it."
Miriam (You have to imagine the un-enunciated but emphatic lit of the two-year-old voice) - "no meeeee!"
Daddy - "I guess you girls lose gum privileges for two weeks since you can't keep track of your gum"
Miriam - "Bears do, Teddy bears did it."
Daddy "Then I suppose you lose gum privileges for three weeks, for not keeping track of your bears"
Mom starts laughing in the next room.