Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Global Warming

Today a report came out that the earth is soon to be hotter than anytime since 12,000 years ago. This reportedly is due to increases in pollution. (So, what made things so hot 12,000 years ago? )

Al Gore has a solution: Spend more money.

Ted Kulongoski has a solution: Re-elect him as governor.

Bush has a solution: What's the problem again?

Ford has a solution: Make a more expensive car that feels greener.

Hollywood has a solution: Make more disaster flicks.

Iran has a solution: Nuclear winter.

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